my parents and my date for prom hahaha
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Ahahahahahaha this^^
Loki: I AM A GOD YOU DULL CREATURE..AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY-
Smashsmashsmash
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He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
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