thecrazyfilipino:

my parents and my date for prom hahaha

thecrazyfilipino:

my parents and my date for prom hahaha

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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idc how much everybody hates her..I LOVE HER<3

idc how much everybody hates her..I LOVE HER<3

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Ahahahahahaha this^^

Loki: I AM A GOD YOU DULL CREATURE..AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY-
Smashsmashsmash

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GIMMMMEEEE

GIMMMMEEEE

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

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